Film reviews and listings from the Staines and Ashford News

Jonas Brothers: 3D concert experience

Disney churns out popstatic tunes with the Jonas Brothers, says KATE SOLOMONRead

Tormented: Beating the bullies

BILLED as a sexy, scary horror film, with a few old faces from the original Skins line-up on board, it's hardly surprising that lazy comparisons to the E4 show and cult 90s horror trilogy Scream have been made. Read

Angels & Demons - the Da Vinci Code follow up

TOM Hanks is back as the Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon in Angels & Demons, the follow-up to 2006's The Da Vinci Code. Read

Coraline 3d (pg)

DIRECTOR Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas) embarks on one of the most jaw-droppingly spectacular 3D productions ever made.Read

X-Men origins: Wolverine (12a)

HUGH Jackman reprises the role that made him a household name, as the ferocious, self-healing Wolverine (Logan).Read

Observe and Report (15)

AUTHORITY has gone straight to the head of Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen). Always ready to protect and serve the patrons of Forest Ridge Mall, head of security Ronnie can only observe and report.Read

In the Loop (15)

THE BBC's award-winning sitcom The Thick of It gets a feature-length makeover with an array of fresh faces to turn the cult political farce into a hilarious big-screen hit.Read

Race to Witch Mountain (PG)

DWAYNE 'The Rock' Johnson takes the lead role in Disney's Race to Witch Mountain, a revamp of the 1975 Escape to Witch Mountain.Read

Monsters vs Aliens 3d (PG)

BURSTING from the screen, and just in time for the Easter break, Monsters vs Aliens is the latest film to embrace 3D animation, pulling out all the stops to wow with some out-of-this-world visuals.Read

The Damned United (15)

THE Damned United, David Peace's bestselling novel about Brian Clough's disastrous 44-day reign at Leeds United, gets the big screen overhaul, with Michael Sheen (Brian Clough) playing yet another iconic Englishman.Read

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Working as a cop in a New Jersey shopping mall means an awful lot to Paul Blart (Kevin James). Read

Confessions of a Shopaholic: Enjoyable but forgettable

Based on a best-selling novel by Sophie Kinsella, you know exactly what to expect from Confessions of a Shopaholic.Read

The Watchmen: A compelling alternate America

America, 1985, Richard Nixon is entering his fifth term in power, vigilantes have been outlawed and a blue demi god helped win the Vietnam war and now lives on Mars.Read

Marley & Me (PG): It's a dog's life

With more than four million copies of the book sold worldwide, John Grogan's international bestseller Marley & Me, unsurprisingly, gets the full Hollywood makeover. Read

Gran Torino: An all-American beast

There's something resonant about Clint Eastwood's disenfranchised war veteran, Walter Kowalski, in Gran Torino.Read

The Wrestler: Rourke is worth ticket price alone

The Wrestler is the latest film from indie director Darren Aronofsky, who has previously brought us Pi (about maths), Requiem for a Dream (about heroin and television addiction) and The Fountain (about eternal love and death).Read